This blogging bitch is doing beauty! I have decided to add a beauty tab to this fabulous shit show of a blog. Google Analytics doesn’t tell me how many of my readers are male/female but it’s probably safe to assume the majority of them are ladies and ex-boyfriends. Shout out to the 2 readers from Turks and Caicos!! I’m sure you clicked on my blog by accident last week but I’ll take it.
In spite of my vile mouth and rude behavior, I’m still a lady…well I have gender parts that make a lady and believe it or not, I’m a raging product whore. I am the girliest guy’s girl you’ll ever meet. I can be dressed to the nines down to every detail one hour and the next be in sweats drinking gluten-free beer and eating pizza with the boys talking sports.
(Side note: I love that my mother has mastered…by mastered I mean she can do it…the art of texting. However, I don’t think she realizes when she texts me, it only goes to me and my caller ID always tells me it’s her. She always starts her texts with ‘Ellen, blah blah blah love, mom.’ )
No one pays me to write reviews (in my dreams) so there’s no bias. If a product blows, I’ll tell you to spend that 20 spot on a few happy meals. If there is something you want to try but would like a guinea pig, comment below and let me know what it is and where to find it. Chances are I’ve been there, done that and will already have an opinion but if not, I will add it to my list of products to review. Keep in mind, these are my personal opinions on how a product reacted to MY hair type so don’t send me annoying shit blasting me for my lack of spunk regarding your bottle of liquid gold. If you want a sample, I reviewed some products I was particularly fond of here.
In spite of my vile mouth and rude behavior, I’m still a lady…well I have gender parts that make a lady and believe it or not, I’m a raging product whore. I am the girliest guy’s girl you’ll ever meet. I can be dressed to the nines down to every detail one hour and the next be in sweats drinking gluten-free beer and eating pizza with the boys talking sports.
(Side note: I love that my mother has mastered…by mastered I mean she can do it…the art of texting. However, I don’t think she realizes when she texts me, it only goes to me and my caller ID always tells me it’s her. She always starts her texts with ‘Ellen, blah blah blah love, mom.’ )
No one pays me to write reviews (in my dreams) so there’s no bias. If a product blows, I’ll tell you to spend that 20 spot on a few happy meals. If there is something you want to try but would like a guinea pig, comment below and let me know what it is and where to find it. Chances are I’ve been there, done that and will already have an opinion but if not, I will add it to my list of products to review. Keep in mind, these are my personal opinions on how a product reacted to MY hair type so don’t send me annoying shit blasting me for my lack of spunk regarding your bottle of liquid gold. If you want a sample, I reviewed some products I was particularly fond of here.