“I was just trampled by the local high school girl lacrosse team wearing their class of 2016 t-shirts and Lululemon yoga pants with Uggs. Each one of these twatbuckles ordered a double mocha triple calorie drink and giggled over missing homeroom today and bullying a girl with "awful JT concert seats".
I died a little today. Fucking bitches with their untainted Taylor Swift hair. I fucking hate them. I'm almost thirty and wear yoga pants from Target that has blue paint all over them. I can just see those whiny future cougars begging their dad for new "gym" clothes. It's fucking PE.
I understand the snobfest at bread co., they serve macaroni. But bitches steady on my caffeine is unacceptable that early.”
We did not grow up in snobby areas of town but after becoming adults we got jobs there or moved there. When we were 16 we wore sweatpants from Walmart and if we were lucky you got a pair of clearance Abercrombie pants for Christmas that you wore year after year until you gained weight or the bottoms unraveled. Her email pissed me off for several reasons. 1. GO READ THIS…it should give you the background to my loathing feelings about teenagers today. 2. I’ve been saving for a pair of Lululemon yoga pants for a year and have yet to be able to afford them. 3. Being an adult forced me to choose getting to drive my car for another month over getting JT tickets. 4. Those bitches were wearing $250 from the waist down. This inspired me to price out what I was wearing from the waist down…$4 Target leggings, $1 boot socks and $20 Target boots. They have 10 years and $225 on me.