Me: I attended a store over my lunch and the checker told me I was a badass
Boo: Please tell me you did not buy me a gift
Me: I did not buy you a gift
Boo: Then why was he calling you a badass? Did he really use the word badass?
Me: Because I bought you a token of Christmas…it doesn’t matter what word he used,
that was the translation
Boo: You said you didn’t buy me anything!
Me: My fingers were crossed
Boo: You’re ridiculous
Me: I said I didn’t buy you a GIIIFT…I bought you a TOOKKEENNNN
Boo: Please tell me you did not buy me a gift
Me: I did not buy you a gift
Boo: Then why was he calling you a badass? Did he really use the word badass?
Me: Because I bought you a token of Christmas…it doesn’t matter what word he used,
that was the translation
Boo: You said you didn’t buy me anything!
Me: My fingers were crossed
Boo: You’re ridiculous
Me: I said I didn’t buy you a GIIIFT…I bought you a TOOKKEENNNN